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 To think, your Chester.

 Tanker of Hounds and Spiders.

 Carrier of manure and fangs.

 

 How can you not feel sorry for Chester?

 

 Forced to travel with some guy with weird hair...

 Carrier of Meatballs your not allowed to eat.

 

 You better feel sorry for Chester.

 

 P.S. I have found a discoveries of Chester.

 He is male due too his horns.

 The Eyebone is Chester's only eye, allowing him to only follow it.

 And for some reason, Chester never eats what is inside him.

I don't really put food in him, the only the time I do is when I don't have any inventory space for something (BAD INVENTORY MANAGEMENT). I mostly use him to carry treasures but I do feel sorry for him....I mean most of the stuff I put in him (Bloody Spears, manure, Grave treasures, ect.) probably taste horrid to him, but he really can't do anything about it........I'M SORRY CHESTER! *hugs chester*

 To think, your Chester.

 Tanker of Hounds and Spiders.

 Carrier of manure and fangs.

 

 How can you not feel sorry for Chester?

 

 Forced to travel with some guy with weird hair...

 Carrier of Meatballs your not allowed to eat.

 

 You better feel sorry for Chester.

 

 P.S. I have found a discoveries of Chester.

 He is male due too his horns.

 The Eyebone is Chester's only eye, allowing him to only follow it.

 And for some reason, Chester never eats what is inside him.

I don't believe Chester's body has nerve receptors designed to feel pain in the first place - so he probably doesn't care. When enemies attack Chester they're really only slowing his body down - not hurting him. It's only when his body is so damaged it cant move any more on it's own that it functionally "Dies." and then another one just magically shows up out of nowhere. Isn't that convenient?!

Furthermore on top of that I don't think Chester really needs to eat either. If he did, when you put food inside him wouldn't he naturally eat some of it? This makes me think Chester doesn't really digest he's just a walking mouth with a stomach you can reach your hand down into and that's where all your items are. Perfectly stored.

I bet if you were mean to the eye-bone Chester wouldn't like it but how could youuu ever be mean to chester or his eye-booone he's just such a good widdle quadripedal subspace storage peepy <3

I love chester. :wilson_love:

 

We shouldn't feel sorry for chester, for he's the one who probably feels sorry for us. In that huge land of many things that want our death, he is the only one who shows some love for us, who really cares about, regardless of whatever we do to him, his compassion to us will never end for he knows we also have a similar love to him, even if we are too afraid to show.

I don't feel sorry about him for that. I feel sorry for him, because the Eyebone is his only eye, and basically, he had it ripped off from his skull! Also, I have an idea for a part of the poem:

 

"Filled with bees, left to die, just so to kill a few animals."

I always feel sorry for Chester.

The fact a Bearger was chasing him for no real reason and that jerk wad wouldn't leave until my little ball of fluff and bounce was dead.

I mean honestly, he has to put up with me half the time since Full Moons and turning to werebeaver are a pain. He has to carry my food and such or it would be eaten. :(

 

He's a sweety and I love him. I think he hates me though. He keeps his distance a lot.

I'm sorry I'm not perfect Chester. I love you.

I feel bad when he gets hit because he is the only thing that don't intentionally wants to kill you, but i lost the count on how many times i almost died because i tried to protect Chester.

I don't feel any guilt about the stuff i make him carry though, usually is just logs after i farm a massive amount of trees. He looks so happy that i don't believe he feels any pain at all.

I feel bad when he gets hit because he is the only thing that don't intentionally wants to kill you, but i lost the count on how many times i almost died because i tried to protect Chester.

I don't feel any guilt about the stuff i make him carry though, usually is just logs after i farm a massive amount of trees. He looks so happy that i don't believe he feels any pain at all.

Add another time I tried to move him from Killer Bees and ended up the fatality *sigh*

He gets hugs, regular grooms, company, and exercise! What's there to be sad about - apart from having pointy things put inside him? But with this fast healing rate, I'm willing to bet he doesn't notice at all! 

Oh, and I don't use him to tank anything. I probably defend him better than I do myself.

 

I mean, look at him! Ain't he chipper lookin' or what? Yes, that is WoW on my computer screen. What you gonna do about it?

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